Sham-mu-mus Virgin Lay with assistance of Wormhole KAHUNA HASH #12
Hash Book
Summary
Nothing like a pleasant 100 degree Monday nite for hashing. Great ON - IN with real food.
Buzz
* FRESH MEAT - Just Don and new young looking, Bimbo virgin from Madison joined us at Jumbos in Milwaukee.
* Amazon.Cum desperately searches for tape to wrap up her lengthy legs and protect them from anticipated shiggy. She politely declined offers to be wrapped in duct tape.
* Magic Merkin, Pabst and gang got engrossed in the Beavers NC State college world series at Jumbos. The hares are followed by the pack with the game a 2-2 tie in the 8th.
* As we watched the game somebdy from North Carolina actually tried to steal home in the bottom of the eighth. That took KAHUNAS
* Wormhole looked pretty good in his grass skirt.
* Merkin and Pabst drink all the beer as the beavs win 3-2.
* Usual slow start of Kahunas as pack slowly warms up in search of cold beer.
* In an ironic twist we hashed through a field of chickens. That took KAHUNAS...
* Fresh pineapple at 1st beer check is readily consumed. RE leads Tool Box off trail into the nettles withing yards of beer check. Tool Box, who has an itching problem, requests that Gym Nasty pee on her ankles to relive itching. Twatsicle explains that from personal experience that this technique only works with Jellyfish stings. Tool box is mightily disappointed as GN can't perform due to a vacant bladder.
* Pack departs as Merking brings news of the beavers College World Series championship.
* More shiggy---leading to Johnson Creek and another BC in the middle of the creek. The pack follows a lengthy cool,slimey, wet skeeter infested, polluted creek, downstream to eventual dry land. My hashing shoes have never been cleaner. Did anyone else besides me find leeches in thier sneakers?
* Rear Entry Mystery Meat, Magic Merkin all compete for attention of Nameless virgin. Few details emerge of how she ended up at the hash, suspicions start to accumulate
* We make the typical fairway crossing at Westmoreland golf course up the hill and over the fence to the ON-IN.
* Great ON - IN with hawaian burgers( egg, bacon, cheese, burger and bun ), PBRs, carrots and hummus.
* Mystery Meat becomes overcome with hives and retreats to seek treatment.
* Big shitter leads us thru religion with the patience and maturity that come from years of hashing, parenting, and alcohol abuse. He suceeds in uncovering the mystery of the youthful virgin bimbo.
* FART is deemed an unfit parent as we discover that his 16 year old daughter is the mysterious Bimbo Virgin. Had my wit been less hindered by PBRs, I would have suggested the name "One cheek sneak" to honor her deception. The protective father, Fart does a proxy down-down for the teen as the hounds are disappointed, with another unavailable Bimbo.
* Amazon.Cum desperately searches for tape to wrap up her lengthy legs and protect them from anticipated shiggy. She politely declined offers to be wrapped in duct tape.
* Magic Merkin, Pabst and gang got engrossed in the Beavers NC State college world series at Jumbos. The hares are followed by the pack with the game a 2-2 tie in the 8th.
* As we watched the game somebdy from North Carolina actually tried to steal home in the bottom of the eighth. That took KAHUNAS
* Wormhole looked pretty good in his grass skirt.
* Merkin and Pabst drink all the beer as the beavs win 3-2.
* Usual slow start of Kahunas as pack slowly warms up in search of cold beer.
* In an ironic twist we hashed through a field of chickens. That took KAHUNAS...
* Fresh pineapple at 1st beer check is readily consumed. RE leads Tool Box off trail into the nettles withing yards of beer check. Tool Box, who has an itching problem, requests that Gym Nasty pee on her ankles to relive itching. Twatsicle explains that from personal experience that this technique only works with Jellyfish stings. Tool box is mightily disappointed as GN can't perform due to a vacant bladder.
* Pack departs as Merking brings news of the beavers College World Series championship.
* More shiggy---leading to Johnson Creek and another BC in the middle of the creek. The pack follows a lengthy cool,slimey, wet skeeter infested, polluted creek, downstream to eventual dry land. My hashing shoes have never been cleaner. Did anyone else besides me find leeches in thier sneakers?
* Rear Entry Mystery Meat, Magic Merkin all compete for attention of Nameless virgin. Few details emerge of how she ended up at the hash, suspicions start to accumulate
* We make the typical fairway crossing at Westmoreland golf course up the hill and over the fence to the ON-IN.
* Great ON - IN with hawaian burgers( egg, bacon, cheese, burger and bun ), PBRs, carrots and hummus.
* Mystery Meat becomes overcome with hives and retreats to seek treatment.
* Big shitter leads us thru religion with the patience and maturity that come from years of hashing, parenting, and alcohol abuse. He suceeds in uncovering the mystery of the youthful virgin bimbo.
* FART is deemed an unfit parent as we discover that his 16 year old daughter is the mysterious Bimbo Virgin. Had my wit been less hindered by PBRs, I would have suggested the name "One cheek sneak" to honor her deception. The protective father, Fart does a proxy down-down for the teen as the hounds are disappointed, with another unavailable Bimbo.
People
Wormhole, Sham-mu-mu, Mystery Meat, Fart, Wildman, Toolbox, Red Wings, Headfirst, Pabst Smear, Flashdance, Stinkfinger, Twatsicle, Magic Merkin Ride, Gym Nasty, Big Shitter, amazon.cum and Fresh Meats Just Don and "One Cheek Sneak"( Offspring of Fart)
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