A brief biography of Wild Man.

This is roughly how the OKH3 came to being...

Wild Man has had an interesting life. After being born under a bad moon, he was
abandoned and he was forced to try and survive on his own. Luckily he was adopted
and raised by a pack of black cats who were living under a ladder factory. It was
here that he learned much that shaped his later life.

He worked hard and got a night job: The midnight shift scraping up road kill on a
busy freeway.

He grew fast and quick.

Then he got his big break: on the basis of a highly original essay, "how to
burn friends and influence others", he earned a scholarship to the then
relatively unknown Bin Laden/Mike-Tyson school of diplomacy.

After graduating from BLMTU he worked to start a hash in Yugoslavia. Unfortunately
the natives misunderstood his unusual style and his avant garde methods of "adversity
stimulation", and "reverse love psychology" and began fighting amongst themselves.
This unfortunately began to get out of hand and he fled the country just as NATO came
in to try and set things back.

Sadly the hash never seemed to materialize.

He then authored an allegory ghostwritten under his psyeudonym "Salman Rushdie" which
sold millions, but how could he be expected to know that there was already a real author
by that name? With the misfortunate book signing in Tehran, the confusion that
followed combined with the failure of his following books - "Confused Confusius",
"Buddha the Butthead" and his cartoon history of islam, he was force to abandon his
literary career and go back to his first love of hashing.

Then after starting ethnic hashes in Belfast, Kabul, and Bhagdad, he obtained
false papers and made his way to the most friendly benign city on earth -
"Portland Oregon".

This could be his crowning achievement. If he could mess it up here, he could mess
it up anywhere. The opportunity of a lifetime.

The story continues....

written by Wild Man's unoffical biographer Pink Pussywhipped Pylon.

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